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Old 01-27-2009, 09:05 PM   #1
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Police en route to tildsley residence

So the cops are on the way over.

Been out tonight after a shit day at work.

My cousin and housemate's birthday.

They've broken in through the patio door (yard).

PS2 (mine) and Gibson SG copy electric guitar (cousin's) stolen.

Stoned.

Cleanup of house done. Similar to the missed attempt at mother's behest this weekend.

Keep you updated.

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*additional* Chorlton police station telephone number ends 5050. Can't make this shit up.

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Old 01-27-2009, 09:13 PM   #2
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fuck, sorry luke. is that all they took though? weird. i know how little a used ps2 sells for

and haha wait, you called the police after getting stoned, or before?

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Old 01-27-2009, 09:30 PM   #3
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Sorry to hear it man. The PS2 meh, but the guitar, damn.

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Old 01-27-2009, 09:38 PM   #4
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Aw Kuje, I'm sorry.
Keep us updated, though.

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Old 01-27-2009, 10:32 PM   #5
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Dirty Low life Thieves!! Grrrrrrr!
Modern day Robin Hoods my Ass!

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Old 01-27-2009, 10:42 PM   #6
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This calls for a certain type of justice.

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Old 01-27-2009, 11:38 PM   #7
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exactly. your only option is to shoot the cops when they arrive.. You'll be fine.

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Old 01-27-2009, 11:50 PM   #8
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Highlights:

Being stoned.

Putting tunes on while policeman was taking notes. Stza Crack 'Crack City Rockers'
Quote:
yer stopped by the cops & ya hope & ya wish
& yer askin real nice for them to letcha go
so they ask if they were shot in the street
would ya laugh in their face and ya can't say no
Seeing the forensic dude dusting the big lebowski dvd case for prints, to the sounds of creedence

handling things like a motherfucker

blagging the guitar stolen was a gibson sg, not a copy (no insurance, but still)

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Old 01-27-2009, 11:53 PM   #9
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When they kick out your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun?

When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting in death row?

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, Guns of Brixton

The money feels good
And your life you like it well
But surely your time will come
As in heaven, as in hell

You see, he feels like Ivan
BORN under the Brixton sun
His game is called survivin'
At the end of the harder they come

You know it means no mercy
They caught him with a gun
No need for the Black Maria
Goodbye to the Brixton sun

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh-the guns of Brixton

When they kick out your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun?

You can crush us
You can bruise us
And even shoot us
But oh- the guns of Brixton

Shot down on the pavement
Waiting in death row
His game was survivin'
As in heaven as in hell

You can crush us
You can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh, the guns of Brixton

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Old 01-27-2009, 11:58 PM   #10
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I've always wanted to see someone dusting for fingerprints for some reason.

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Old 01-28-2009, 06:00 AM   #11
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I've always wanted to see someone dusting for fingerprints for some reason.
I'm doing it at university. It gets old, fast. Testing for heroin on the other hand...

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Old 01-28-2009, 06:12 AM   #12
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what are you studying? murederonomy or murderology?

I have had to call the police a couple of times for break ins at the supermarket where I work. Neither times they dusted for prints which was disapointing. They asked me some questions and then asked if I knew a glazier to fix the broken glass doors.

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Old 01-28-2009, 07:05 AM   #13
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I was up til 5, had to get the glaziers out to board up. Least I get half day off work today, so knackered though.

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Old 01-28-2009, 07:07 AM   #14
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what are you studying? murederonomy or murderology?
Forensic and Analytical Chemistry. The course is like 80% normal chemistry, but in the forensics classes we tackle everything except pathology (which is forensic biology). It's awesome.

Oh yeah, just remembered that my house got broken into about nine years ago - they took my PSone, my N64 controllers and about ten pirated PS1 games. I burglars

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Old 01-28-2009, 07:20 AM   #15
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we were burgled once about 14 years ago. they took my snes

it was insured though and we got a playstation for free

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Old 01-28-2009, 09:29 AM   #16
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Seeing the forensic dude dusting the big lebowski dvd case for prints, to the sounds of creedence
hahaha

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Old 01-28-2009, 09:37 AM   #17
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Seeing the forensic dude dusting the big lebowski dvd case for prints, to the sounds of creedence
Awesome.

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Old 01-28-2009, 09:53 AM   #18
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sorry to hear about the theft. its just weird knowing someone else was in there. best of luck with it all man.

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Old 01-28-2009, 02:57 PM   #19
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this guy i know got his car stolen last week. he was downtown and the valet drove it up and some guy just hoped in and drove off with it. there were a pair of cops standing right there by the valet. they didn't do anything, they said "that sucks but it's just a car." he started freaking out, yelling at them and they told him to calm down if he didn't want a ticket for being irate. he had to call the police to get someone to take a report.

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Old 01-28-2009, 04:40 PM   #20
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Seeing the forensic dude dusting the big lebowski dvd case for prints, to the sounds of creedence

handling things like a motherfucker
I love you, Kuje. At least you are handling it as well as possible.

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Old 01-28-2009, 04:59 PM   #21
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I love you too.

Yeah, if they had touched my ovation guitar I'd be a lot more pissed off. They left a £20 note, passport, chequebooks, £350 guitar... the two guitars they knicked were an £80 SG copy and a yamaha pacifica, which me and my friends painted ourselves :/ pickups were broken though and they're only worth about £100 new, if that.

It was kinda fun making all the calls the police etc., made me realized I'm a GROWNUP lols.

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Old 01-28-2009, 09:26 PM   #22
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this guy i know got his car stolen last week. he was downtown and the valet drove it up and some guy just hoped in and drove off with it. there were a pair of cops standing right there by the valet. they didn't do anything, they said "that sucks but it's just a car." he started freaking out, yelling at them and they told him to calm down if he didn't want a ticket for being irate. he had to call the police to get someone to take a report.
knowing the police system in the state of texas, this does not surprise me.

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Old 01-28-2009, 10:08 PM   #23
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It was kinda fun making all the calls the police etc., made me realized I'm a GROWNUP lols.
We discover our maturity in the strangest ways sometimes. Sucks about your stuff, though. At least they were dumb crooks and left the good guitar.

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