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Old 05-09-2010, 02:31 AM   #11281
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where are you located currently?

This is my rough itinerary:
London, United Kingdon- May 11- 15
Brussels, Belgium- May 15- 18
Amsterdam, The Netherlands- May 18- 21
Copenhagen, Denmark- May 21- 25
Berlin, Germany- May 25-30
Prague, Czech Republic- May 30- June 3
Vienna, Austria- June 3- 7
Budapest, Hungary- June 7- 11
Bled, Slovenia- June 11- 15
Rome, Italy- June 15- 20
Florence, Italy- June 20-24
Nice, France- June 24- 28
Barcelona, Spain- June 28- July 3
Paris, France- July 3- July 9
i'm in berlin and i'll be here from may 25th to the 28th so anytime then is possible. are you doing this alone or what? if it's just you or maybe another person then you could possibly stay with me during the time i'm here, if you wanted.

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:21 AM   #11282
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I went to my friend's show tonight, she's a really great songwriter

So I'm there and she goes "hey jordan, I have a friend that you should date. Her name is Sarah and she's over there. She's like a female you, i've been wanting you to meet her. I'm going to make this happen." Then she goes over and I see them talking.

Despite how much I'm not sure I want a "female me" --

So now for the rest of the show I am obsessing and staring at this cute girl and can't relax. She seems really cute and awkward and very...much like it could work? I mean, sometimes I see a female and just know "this would not make sense", and sometimes I see one and think "I could totally see me and her being a thing"

So I'm looking over at her during the show and I'm wondering if she was told about me and what the hell to talk with her about if I'm introduced to her and etc and also I had some coffee so I was getting kind of jittery

The show ends and I go to congratulate my friend on a good show, kind of inching my way towards her friend...Then her friend just bolts out the door and leaves.

SO YEAH...But I told her "she is cute. I am giving you this information. Do with it what you will. BUT I AM TELLING YOU YOUR FRIEND. IS. CUTE and I am interested."


Anyway there's a lil' saturday night anecdote from lil' ol me. I doubt anything will come of it cause my friend is kind of bad at remembering things and following up on them (I learned this from years of interactions with her.)


Also the whole "female me" thing...Is it like perverted if you date a girl who is a female you? Like in a weird physical sense and in a personality sense? I mean it's not intentional, like I WANT TO DATE MYSELF (cause I sure as hell don't), but if you happen to like that person should you feel wrong for that being a weird factor. It's 3:20 AM and I'm just ranting here so don't mind me

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:24 AM   #11283
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man i like pecken more and more each day

he will be a quality 20 year old, for sure

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:28 AM   #11284
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So you want to know if you should go fuck yourself?

Yeah... that's kinda wierd.

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:36 AM   #11285
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The show ends and I go to congratulate my friend on a good show, kind of inching my way towards her friend...Then her friend just bolts out the door and leaves.
sounds like you alright

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:36 AM   #11286
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perception is often completely wrong. so if you are attracted to this girl at all, give it a chance jordan. she probably isn't a female you, she's probably just someone your mutual friend (desmond reference) thinks you'd get along with. maybe it will work out, maybe it won't but give it a chance if you think the girl is cute at all. you never know how things will work out, things could work out great. it's at least worth a shot.

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:38 AM   #11287
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the real question though is: Jordan.....would you date a teenage Lisa?

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:57 AM   #11288
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three months later...

Jordan's friend: C'mon , c'mon what's the matter?
Jordan: I think I may have made a big mistake.
Jordan's friend: Oh! Come on.
Jordan: All of a sudden it hit me, I realized what the problem is; I can't be with someone like me.. I hate myself!! If anything I need to get the exact opposite of me....It's too much. It's too Much I can't take it ...I can't take it!!!
Jordan's friend: Too bad you got engaged.
Jordan: Yeah! Too bad.

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:59 AM   #11289
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better to date a copy of yourself than to date a female version of your male best friend

edit: dammit ryan o

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Old 05-09-2010, 04:02 AM   #11290
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yeah i was there with my roommate and I was like "does she remind you of me in like a physical way or in a demeanor way" and he immediately in a nano second went "both"

I mean she basically seemed like a skinny awkward fidgety girl which is generally what I go for

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Old 05-09-2010, 04:04 AM   #11291
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damn it I just went and took screenshots. posting anyway:



and then I was going to say something along the lines of "well I know with enough thought you'll make the right decision"


really though, I imagine finding a likeminded person to date would be comforting at the very least. go for it if you can.

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Old 05-09-2010, 04:06 AM   #11292
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the hardest i've ever fallen for a girl in the past was someone who after the date i said to my friend "she was like a female me but like not in a bad way"

It basically means there's a ton of chemistry and you don't have to like explain yourself or second guess how you're acting...you're just on the same wavelength...but it's a really obscure specific wavelength that you never thought anyone else would be on

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Old 05-09-2010, 04:11 AM   #11293
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me and my girlfriend are a lot alike, but there's some key differences

as long as you have those, you're golden

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Old 05-09-2010, 04:14 AM   #11294
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also i'm pretty sure in like a week/month/whatever it will be like "hey jordan what happened to that girl you were talking about" and I'll just go "huh? oh nothing"

I kind of have no faith in my friend that she'll actually follow up on setting us up, and I don't feel comfortable bothering her or reminding her to do it...she's more like an acquaintance rather than close friend so I can't appear too pathetic in front of her

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Old 05-09-2010, 04:14 AM   #11295
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me and my girlfriend are a lot alike, but there's some key differences

as long as you have those, you're golden
like having a penis, that's a good place to start

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Old 05-09-2010, 04:15 AM   #11296
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Old 05-09-2010, 12:09 PM   #11297
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i'm in berlin and i'll be here from may 25th to the 28th so anytime then is possible. are you doing this alone or what? if it's just you or maybe another person then you could possibly stay with me during the time i'm here, if you wanted.
Alright I'll send you a private message or something when I get closer.
In terms of staying with you thanks for the offer, I'm only going with one other person(my girlfriend) but we wouldn't want to burden you with that, hostels in Berlin seem to be pretty cheap anyway.

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Old 05-09-2010, 01:45 PM   #11298
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pearl would you let boogie down mikel stay with you

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Old 05-09-2010, 01:46 PM   #11299
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damn it I just went and took screenshots. posting anyway:



and then I was going to say something along the lines of "well I know with enough thought you'll make the right decision"


really though, I imagine finding a likeminded person to date would be comforting at the very least. go for it if you can.
My fear is that this is what'll happen.

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Old 05-09-2010, 01:46 PM   #11300
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someone tell my roommate to stop singing at the top of his fucking lungs before i strangle him seriously

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Old 05-09-2010, 01:48 PM   #11301
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(jordan lives with a canary)

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Old 05-09-2010, 02:03 PM   #11302
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I hear filling up a place with gas will take care of that.

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Old 05-09-2010, 02:07 PM   #11303
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just make sure the gas isn't helium cause that'll make it worse

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Old 05-09-2010, 02:11 PM   #11304
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pearl would you let boogie down mikel stay with you
what was it he did that made him so "creepy"? i think this predates my existence on this board.

but yes, probably

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Old 05-09-2010, 02:48 PM   #11305
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i had like 8 shots last night probably
everyone cheered when i walked in
and i think i hooked up with another ex-drug dealer and i don't remember how far we got
awesome.

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Old 05-09-2010, 02:49 PM   #11306
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another????

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Old 05-09-2010, 02:58 PM   #11307
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can the ex drug dealer at least hook you up with some heroin

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:00 PM   #11308
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and i think i hooked up with another ex-drug dealer and i don't remember how far we got
you were probably drugged.

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:05 PM   #11309
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no but if i get sick i'll know why
there was one shot glass and one medicine cup for the whole damn party and i used both as well as sharing the chaser (lemon juice) and drinking from the bottles that everyone else was drinking from and sharing the pipe that was being passed around oh yeah and sticking my tongue in some dudes mouth

fuuck what happened

also the dude i hooked up with in november in galvi was a drug dealer as well.

also i called billy a couple of times early in the night because he turns 21 tomorrow and then he calls me back from some other dude's phone four times to tell me NOT to call him again
so i'm confused.

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Old 05-09-2010, 03:35 PM   #11310
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and the plot thickens

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